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Super Karamazov Bros.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Marco ..."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Sue the Author 3PM

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Moby Dick

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'