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'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Knights of the bedside table.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution