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'No, but I've got last years.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Cut Price

Fast food. Even faster food

Backfire

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Shampoo.

Silence of the Chickens...

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Dog Park

Please Drove Carefully.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Out damn Spot

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.