Gamer Vs Reader Gifts

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

Mac OS 20

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Knights of the bedside table.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'