Game-enthusiast Reader Gifts

Book Tetris

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Can't Touch This

'She'll never look for me here.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Dreams I have had...

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Antler Buzzers.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.