Fun And Games Aficionado Gifts

Clown

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Camping-Pong

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Big boys' toys-r-us

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Antler Buzzers.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"