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Book Tetris

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Marco ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Can't Touch This

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Camping-Pong

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Dreams I have had...

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Antler Buzzers.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!