Literary Gamer Pillows

Super Karamazov Bros.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Mixed Doubles.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Sue the Author 3PM

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Marco ..."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Oh, this old thing?"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'She'll never look for me here.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Treasure Island Book.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Moby Dick