Intellectual Gamer Pillows

Chess game.

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"So, what are you reading?"

"Have you been working out?"

Football team discussions.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"They're class action figures."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Sushi Train Set.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Solitaire card shark.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"It's baaaack!"

John Banville

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Broad Minded

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

'I think I'll try my Bobby Fischer sequence on you.'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

A manager yells through a window at a couple of employees 'Just switch places ok? I've got a corporate lunch riding on this!'

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

Super Karamazov Bros.

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

Action VS Thought

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'