Intellectual Games Pillows

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

NERD SEED 50 CENTS

Broad Minded

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Thinking Gears

Cat in a tank...

The Life of Pi

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Paul Ree

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Gracie's baby toys.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Have you been working out?"

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Imagination

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"So, what are you reading?"

"That's hardly necessary!"

Football team discussions.

Assertiveness

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Prawn Amend

Man and brain

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'