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Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Tension filled the tent.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Paul Ree

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes