Honorary Gamer Pillows

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Teenage Angst.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

The Royal Wii.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Jenga!!!

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'It's my pseudonym.'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"I actually prefer Richard..."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

In need of a wash...