Noble Aficionado Mugs

God save the Queen.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Treasure Island Book.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Happy thoughts

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Elusive Shadow.

John Masefield.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Join me in a beer?

Fyodor Sologub

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

Tess of the Dirigibles

Beer Club for Men.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Rudyard Kipling

Louisa May Alcott

Wish You Were Beer