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The DaVinci Code

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Sabrage!

Petrarch

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Francoise Gilot

"I welcome the discussion."

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

Cat with Crown.

Leonardo's first drawing

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Ben Jonson.

Napoleon marches off alone

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"