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The DaVinci Code

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I have to pee!"

Petrarch

Sabrage!

Francoise Gilot

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"I welcome the discussion."

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Leonardo's first drawing

Cat with Crown.

Atomic Bear: Part 12

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Napoleon marches off alone