Napoleon Enthusiast Pillows

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'The Pedrigree of Corporal Violet' - The Hundred Days of Napoleon's Return

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

The French Porcupine - Emperor Napoleon

1815 - Poor Napoleon got this idea he was going to St Helens.

"We'll always have Paris."

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'-and who have you been since we last met?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Looney Bin.

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Antoine Drouot

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Ukraine Crisis

Nato Membership

Sabrage!

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Napoleon marches off alone

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Lancelot put to the Test.

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

The Wellington Statue.

Duke of Wellington

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'