Napoleonic Era Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Raphael

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Ukraine Crisis

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Nato Membership

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Biliard Enthusiast

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Napoleon marches off alone

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Candle Moment

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Men talking about the boots of the period

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Hollywood 1860 - "The Dickens screenplay's good but I'd like to bring in Thackery for a rewrite.."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Desiderius Erasmus

Leonardo's first attempt

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record.

Euphemistic.

Honeymooning in Paris.

'Pass my Mallet.'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

The Sistine Chapel-circa 1512