Napoleonic Era Admirer Pillows

"He must have forgotten something."

Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Hildegard von Bingen

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

The Death Of Venus

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Sistine Selfie

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Blue Dress

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

The evidence destroyed

Robert Schumann

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

Sabrage!

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

Charles Baudelaire

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

Overdoing it.

Hans Holbein

Milly and the Student

"I hate Neanderthals!"

You're my Mona Lisa.