Napoleonic Aficionado Pillows

Peninsular War: French Surrender to Spanish at Baylen

The DaVinci Code

Servicemen.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"I have to pee!"

Petrarch

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Leonardo's first drawing

Napoleon marches off alone

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"Welcome to your new home Sire. There isn't an enemy in the land that will penetrate these three foot thick stone walls."

Ben Jonson.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Monk Graffiti

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"