Napoleon Fan Pillows

"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

"A brandy? - Very good sir. . . Napoleon?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Sabrage!

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Atomic Bear: Part 12

The Death of Marat

Napoleon marches off alone

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

The Wellington Statue.

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Duke of Wellington

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Messrs. Victor Hugo and Emile Girardin would like to raise Prince Louis on a shield which is not quite balenced

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'