Napoleon Fan Gifts

"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

"A brandy? - Very good sir. . . Napoleon?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Sabrage!

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Napoleon marches off alone

The Death of Marat

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

The Wellington Statue.

Duke of Wellington

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Messrs. Victor Hugo and Emile Girardin would like to raise Prince Louis on a shield which is not quite balenced