Napoleon Fanboy Gifts

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stonehenge Explained

Save the unicorn.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Gremlins 47

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

Knighthood being given by the king

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Ask A Silly Question.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.