Napoleon Fans Gifts

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Sabrage!

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Atomic Bear: Part 12

The Death of Marat

Napoleon marches off alone

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

The Wellington Statue.

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

Duke of Wellington

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

Napoleon film

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Messrs. Victor Hugo and Emile Girardin would like to raise Prince Louis on a shield which is not quite balenced

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."