Napoleonic Fanatic Gifts

Napoleon in Exile on Elba

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Napoleon marches off alone

Otto von Bismarck

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

Extreme Sheepherding

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

Michelangelo

Monk scribe has written ornate letter 'S' which turns into 'Sod this for a lark!!'

Weigh station

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

The Wellington Statue.

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

Duke of Wellington

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Pottery Sale

The French Are Fielding a Back Four