Napoleonic Fanatic Gifts

Napoleon in Exile on Elba

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Otto von Bismarck

Napoleon marches off alone

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Extreme Sheepherding

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

Monk scribe has written ornate letter 'S' which turns into 'Sod this for a lark!!'

Michelangelo

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

The Wellington Statue.

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

Weigh station

Duke of Wellington

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

Messrs. Victor Hugo and Emile Girardin would like to raise Prince Louis on a shield which is not quite balenced

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Pottery Sale