Napoleonic War Enthusiast Gifts

The Wellington Statue.

Sir Winston Churchill

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Forget what?'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

The unknown war poet.

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Your tax $ at WAR.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Napoleon marches off alone

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

The Jumping Tank

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

'Not another war film.'

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

'Where now in Afghanistan?'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'