Napoleonic Enthusiast Gifts

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

Napoleon marches off alone

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

Ukraine Crisis

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Fishing boat.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Nato Membership

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Distractions.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"