Napoleon Enthusiast Gifts

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'The Pedrigree of Corporal Violet' - The Hundred Days of Napoleon's Return

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

The French Porcupine - Emperor Napoleon

1815 - Poor Napoleon got this idea he was going to St Helens.

"We'll always have Paris."

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'-and who have you been since we last met?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Looney Bin.

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Antoine Drouot

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Ukraine Crisis

Nato Membership

Sabrage!

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Napoleon marches off alone

Atomic Bear: Part 12

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Lancelot put to the Test.

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

The Wellington Statue.

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'