Napoleonic Era Fan Gifts

Second Coalition Attempting to Push the French out of Italy

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Lessons in Prehistory.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Da Vinci Cod

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

Napoleon marches off alone

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

Rembrandt's Selfies

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Victorian woman at a bar.

"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

The Last Thing Out.

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"Go with Hannibal if you must."