Napoleonic Enthusiast Mugs

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

Napoleon marches off alone

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Servicemen.

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

Fishing boat.

Ukraine Crisis

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Nato Membership

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Call me Ishmael."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"