Napoleonic Wars Aficionado Pillows

'Democracy; or a Sketch of the Life of Bonaparte'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

The unknown war poet.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Ad Valorem

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Napoleon marches off alone

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Eight Years Into the Fight

The Jumping Tank

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

Donald Rumsfeld

Sailor and mine

'Not another war film.'

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

A little-known historical fact: The 100 Years' War was actually triggered by a wedgie.

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"And I got this one for not needing to Google the name of the country we invaded."

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'