Noble Enthusiast Mugs

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Lancelot put to the Test.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'Touching.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

God save the Queen.

Baron de Munchausen

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"Let me try that!"

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

Prince Charles

'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'

Mountain Climber with a Butler

"Hmmm ... interesting bouquet. What is this swill?"

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

'No kidding? -- I'm a Habsburg on my mother's side myself!'