Moral Adventurer Gifts

"Good, bad: who cares? Did you bring cash?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'