Unwavering Adventurer Gifts

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The rocket powered skiier

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Where the wild things were."

Extreme Bungy

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Shoot For The Moon

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"...it's another metal detector."

'I think it's safe to assume that one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Do it!

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

An old lady Kitesurfing

Sticking out tongue

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up