Viking Adventurer Gifts

"Ramming Speed!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Fly Fishing

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

The polar olympics

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"But I use all of them!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Polar bears

Don Quixote

Can I have a look at the map?

'Pull...'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'