Viking Adventurer Gifts

"Ramming Speed!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Fly Fishing

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

The polar olympics

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"But I use all of them!"

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Polar bears

'Pull...'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."