Viking Voyagers Gifts

The Bikings

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Ramming Speed!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"It's a hybrid!"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Really Early Vikings

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

If poets wrote road signs.

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"