Viking Voyagers Gifts

The Bikings

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"But I use all of them!"

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Ted Hughes

"It's a hybrid!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Ramming Speed!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

If poets wrote road signs.