Viking Voyager Gifts

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"My mind is still on vacation."

Olaf's Doughnut Hut. The real reason for viking helmets.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Tell the skipper the auditor is here.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Ramming Speed!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Ted Hughes

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Parts of an automobile

If poets wrote road signs.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Apple Vision Pro

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Hi! I height Beowulf.

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'