Scottish Adventurer Gifts

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#2 Visiting relatives

Bookworm Sleepover

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Treasure Island Book.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

fairy tales

"Ramming Speed!"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

Sticking out tongue

Life stripped bare

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'No you can't keep it!'

'What luck!'

"Oh go on then I'll just have one for the toad."

'I told you to sip it!'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

Emigrating to Oz.

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Alcoholidays.

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."