European Adventurer Gifts

Regulating Switzerland.

At the Museum

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

You had me at vintage.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Shoot For The Moon

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Europe on $5000 a day.

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

Travel Scenes

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Europe

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."