European Adventurer Gifts

Regulating Switzerland.

At the Museum

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

You had me at vintage.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Shoot For The Moon

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Europe on $5000 a day.

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Travel Scenes

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."