Exotic Adventurer Gifts

Couples Riding an Elephant

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

High-gravity baseball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

How am I abducting?

Time Machine Collision

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

You had me at vintage.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

100k Desert Crawl

Witch dice.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Pub Kendo.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

Santa Claus

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Small laughing space creatures.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Serious business