Exotic Adventurer Gifts

Couples Riding an Elephant

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

High-gravity baseball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

How am I abducting?

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

You had me at vintage.

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

100k Desert Crawl

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Witch dice.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

Pub Kendo.

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Small laughing space creatures.

Santa Claus

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."