Exotic Expeditionist Gifts

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"