Exotic Expeditionist Prints

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'