Scotland Explorer Gifts

Loch Ness - "Get ready with the net Frank."

'No you can't keep it!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Warrior Woman

"What the hell took so long?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."