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Loch Ness - "Get ready with the net Frank."

'No you can't keep it!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Warrior Woman

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'