Scottish Traveler T-Shirts

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

'Och lye the news'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Welcome Ghost.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Mad For It

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Latest Aye Phone

Sun and the Moon step out.

'Anything to declare?'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Scot country dancing,

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.