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'Dear, it's time to pay the piper again.'

"These older homes are tricky. You never know what kind of pipes you'll find."

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Scottish independence. Is it Scotland marching into the past?

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

Scotch Egg...

Billy the Kilt

Scot's beer.

'...I'm afraid sir, you'll have to leave the squid in quarantine.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Braveheart.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Home Gym

Scottish Love

Scottish party

Bagpipes

"When we're independent, we can vote for independence as often as we like."

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

Emili Sande

'OK Mr Scott, second gear wheny ou're ready and stop saying 'she canny take it'!'

Man explaining why he prefers snuff to smoking

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

At A Sports Competition In The Highlands.

"Aye, laddie! 'Tis a poor man who has na' heard the pipes!"

'I'm from the Shetland Isles.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. McTavish, but we're required to sell trigger locks with all bagpipes.'

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"