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William Wallace & Gromit.

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'Now that's a rare sight for a Thistle!'

Scottish boxer wearing kilt.

"You take the high road and I'll take the low road..."

Scottish engagement.

Scottish Birthday

"And who does an old myth have to wrestle to get a drink around here?"

Russian Aid Convoy to Scotland

'I'll have a stiff Scotch.'

'Nice bit of skirt.'

Tossing the First Minister

McTricity What a Scottish Power Plant Provides.

'Aaaiiiee...'tis the loch ness hamster!'

'Dougal _ from Shetland.'

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

'Me bagpipe is in the shop, so I brought the next best thing'

Mrs Auchinlek was glad her husband had other interests besides the Highlands Wind Ensemble.

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

Insulting a Scotchman.

Hunting

Help from a Scotsman with a fish.

'Thank-you God.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"