Scottish Course Explorer Gifts

Eagle: Rarely seen except on Scottish courses

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'No you can't keep it!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Economic

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Golfers lost on the road

"I'm not good with letters."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Miniature Golf.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

William Wallace.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

"Nice putt."

Too many beers at lunch?

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

'You must address the ball properly first.'