Scottish Course Explorer Gifts

Eagle: Rarely seen except on Scottish courses

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'No you can't keep it!'

Economic

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

"I'm not good with letters."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Miniature Golf.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

William Wallace.

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

"Nice putt."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Too many beers at lunch?

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'You must address the ball properly first.'