Course Explorers Gifts

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Common Core Family Therapy

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"Great, now we're lost."

"You know damn well what noise!"

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Golfers lost on the road

Economic

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"I'm not good with letters."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Science FAir. Vegetable Growth Rate. The winning entry studied how fast vegetables grow. "Clock the beet."

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Giant cat at school open night.

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"