Course Explorers Gifts

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Boy and girl at thier studies

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Great, now we're lost."

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

Golfers lost on the road

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

Economic

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"I'm not good with letters."

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Giant cat at school open night.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'