Curriculum Explorers Gifts

Common Core Family Therapy

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Home Schooling'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"