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'I have this fear of the real world...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Home Schooling'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"We both love Chinese food."